**ZEPHYR KYARA!! What did I tell you about hanging out in the tub?!?**
"Umm...... I dunno, Pop! Why do you ask--do you not remember, either? Maybe you should start taking gingko biloba--it's great for improving focus and memory!"
**Thanks, Doc. I'll keep that in mind. And what I told you was, the bathtub is not a goddamn clubhouse! Your Mother and I don't bathe ourselves by licking the dirt off our bodies. We need to use this space, and we prefer it to be clean. We get tired of pulling you and Sharky's fur out of the drain every time we step in here! Now would you mind terribly removing yourself so I can shower, please?**
"Actually I would, Pop. So I'm gonna stay in here a bit longer. It's super considerate of you to ask, though!"
**Little Girl, I'm going to give you til the count of '3' to get out of that tub.**
"Well you might be counting for a long time, Pop. The concept of numerical integers is completely foreign to Cats. To us, they're just annoying sounds coming out of your mouth at regular intervals!"
**[.....sigh....] Y'know what? Have fun. I'll just go wash my 'pits out in the kitchen sink.**
"Wow, thats a great idea, Pop! See? Everyone wins! Oh, and if you see Sharky, tell him he's got 3 seconds to get in here or I'm marking him as tardy for our clubhouse meeting!"
**Wait, what?! I thought you just said--oh, good grief......**
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