Catology 101 : The Art of Disdain, Part 1
1. Lay on surface actively being used by hooman. .
2. Face away from hooman making sure butt is as close to them as possible. Pointing it at face before settling is best cat practice but not required. .
3. Point ears back toward hooman to make them understand you are aware of them, you are ignoring them, and do not care they exist at all. .
4. Swish tail constantly, with occasional hard flicks, always making contact with hooman body-preferably their face, eyeballs or nose is 10 extra points. If this is not practical, then arm, leg, or both arm AND leg will suffice. .
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