Friday Flake & Frenzy: I just flaked onto my radiator bed. It's freezing outside and I have to expend so much energy to get myself through my two cat flaps and then to go on an icy walkabout. Actually it's not too bad, but seeing the humoid running around like a frenzied headless chook is rather more exhausting. Why, I ask Hummie, what is it all for? Christmeow! Why do you put pressure on yourself, Hummie? You do this every year! Other humoids aren't going to love you any less because they don't receive a Christmeow card! Well if they do, they don't deserve one from us at all. By the way, you do add my name to the cards, don't you Hummie? Hummie! Oh, fish fingers, bums to that!