We all know that life is hard. Probably an understatement. Living off a massive trust fund, earning millions of dollars from interest, volunteering vs. holding a job, it’s hard to truly comprehend the things that most have to deal with on a daily basis. With that, in a way, I’d like to share a piece of my life with the common schlemiel. I have built a mega Survival Pack that I regularly use.
This Survival Pack includes rubbers, a toothbrush, plush disposable slippers, Icelandic Glacial water, Ferragamo loafers and “Dream” lotion. I am a big believer of protection. The “Goose” is my MOST valuable asset. It brings excitement, pleasure, sensations, and jolts that just make life so much better.
Several years ago, I ran in a circle whereby I was dropping loads in multiple hoochies daily. Then one day, I noticed a small bump on my scrotum. Luckily, it was just a small pimple and my Doctor cleared me. I was so relieved. Since then, my rubber usage has been steady, unless of course I’m on sherm stick.
I typically carry 3-4 XL rubbers followed by 2-3 large rubbers. After 4-5 hours of pure unadulterated madness, multiple “Juices,” sometimes my unit loses a bit of its blood-flow. So I downsize (generally after my third “Juice”) to a large sized rubber. Then it’s nice and snug offering me optimal protection!
The toothbrush: like to have the skeezer brush “both” of her lips thoroughly making sure all (if any) fish smell is gone as well as removing any discharge. If the toothbrush is any color other than white, I don’t RUN, I SPRINT. High end slippers: to ensure that I don’t walk on anyone else’s semen while at that skeezer’s home. A case of high end water: so I can wash off my pieto afterwards and stay hydrated. Ferragamo loafers and Dream Lotion: so I can go straight to the next bar smelling fresh and looking sharp ready to pick up another hoodrat (aka fitness model). This kit has transformed my life and I think it will do the same for you. Cheers! #catsofinstagram #inspiration #homo #pussy #load #sturgeon #longdong #blackpenis #bishop #rockstarenergysucks #asiandick #instagay #instapic