"So last night, I climbed onto the human's chest while she was asleep and decided that was a good place for a snooze. But then she woke up and pushed me off and rolled over on her side. So I was like, #ChallengeAccepted and I climbed back on her and balanced on her side. You need to set goals for yourself you know, or else your life will just spiral down into a dark abyss of nothingness. And my goal is to nap in the most inconvenient places."