She worked all week at her full time job, she taught 3 yoga classes in the evenings, she stayed on top of most of her school work, she surprisingly completed all of her workouts at the gym, she just came back from a run, buying cat food, and groceries. She said all that she wanted was to sit on the couch with a glass of wine and watch shark week for 30 minutes before she fed me. BEFORE SHE FED ME. She said she just needed this one little break, she was exhausted. So of course I climbed to the top of her highest shelf, it wasn’t easy. When she noticed, I looked right in to her eyes, and projectile vomited. So much for shark week and wine bitch. I’ll take my dinner as soon as you clean up.