The story of the marinaded mouse:
Once upon a time a woman frequented her side porch to indulge in a fag. She clutched the stem of a glass filled with lemony fragrant liquid known to mere mortals as Pinot Grigio. The woman, as she often did, stood contemplating life, when a squeak followed by the thundering footsteps of her beloved feline turned the corner. The Pinot Grigio relieved itself from the vessel landing atop the scene below and marinading the furry creature at her feet for the felines feasting pleasure as she fled inside her home, heart pounding through her chest and most pissed off regard the loss of wine.
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