Ahoy, all you fine saucy young trollops and welcome to another addition to the collection of Bitty's Flame-Grilled Film Reviews!
Today we're reviewing a film titled 'A Clockwork Orange'. Now i need to say this at first, i was very distracted during the first half hour of the film and may have missed a lot of plot points due to being very thrown off by the title, as i was preparing for this film and review the night prior by learning all i could of clock making, the history of clocks, and the production of oranges, only to find to my horror that there were no references whatsoever to neither clocks nor fruit. But what i did see was very funny as the main fellow, Alan i think, went about in fancy dress with all his best chums and just had a wonderful time. At one point i awoke to find them enjoying a nice glass of milk and decided to name them Alan and The Milky Bois, it was very fun. That is until i learnt that Alan and his pals were not kindly youths at all! They were really miscreants and hoodlums! Reprobates and cads! It made me sick into my Milo cereal to see my precious Milky Bois acting in such a way. I did enjoy the bit with the large doodle, that was great. And i saw tiddies, thay was cool. Anyway, i fell asleep again and woke up and Alan was in bed looking right chuffed, and Mozart was playing which made me look very smart when my roommate walked past. So happy endings all round!
6/10 for big willy sculpture and boobs.
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