Good evening, humans. I, Abby the cat, master of the house, would like to inform you that dogs should not be allowed. Like, at all. They make WAY too many sudden movements. They get all kinds of meaty bones and treats that apparently “aren’t made for cats” which is frankly outrageous. Worst of all, they take up nearly all the cuddle space on the couch. Just because I’ve never used that space doesn’t mean a dog can just...be there.
Down with dogs is what I’m saying. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. #outlawdogs #seniorcatsofinstagram #catsofinstagram #tortitude #tortiecat